I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
