im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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