if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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