Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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