So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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