I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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