fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Randomize
