FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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