Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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