Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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