dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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