when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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