69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
