You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
