the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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