is your mom at the bar?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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