So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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