I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
