Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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