even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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