i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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