sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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