My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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