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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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