I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
