redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
And then the night went full on bisexual.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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