this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
