it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
My balls are so social today.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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