Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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