I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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