Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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