just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Randomize