dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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