OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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