what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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