Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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