At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
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