this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We don't watch enough power rangers
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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