Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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