Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
