I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I just googled if crying burns calories
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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