I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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