Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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