Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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