P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
where are my eyebrows?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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