i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
