I wish i was in the wii world.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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