I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
