SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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