well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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