Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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