i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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