dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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