I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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