He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
