he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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