i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
