i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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