As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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